Kato is dead

Kato is dead and Van Williams is not happy
Neither is Van Morrison nor Jim Morrison
Not to mention Jim Nabors or my neighbors
But my neighbors are always mad
Because I wear my music too loud
And my dogs too
But that’s the way I like them
I like my music loud
I like my dogs loud
I like Jim and Van Morrison
I don’t care about Jim Nabors
I like the Green Hornet
But it really is a shame that Kato is dead