Your Ass Is a Work Of Art

Your ass is a work of art
Like two perfect cantaloupes
Rolling around in your back pockets
You probably hear that a lot
I probably never would have told you,
But sitting here I saw the reflection
In the bottom shelf mirror
And I never would have believed
That there could be two asses in the world
That were so perfect – so symmetrical
So delicious that I just want to touch it
I want to see if it’s real
Not bury my face in it
Just see it and touch it with my hand
It’s that kind of ass
A look and touch but don’t-go-too-far ass
I really like your ass
I really like looking at your ass
It holds the highest honors
In my Ass Hall of Fame
Because your ass is a work of art

I Stand by Your Bedroom Window

I stand by your bedroom window
Watching the parade of men
The men who take to you there
The men who fill your body
The men who make you beg for more

I stand by your bedroom window
Watching the parade of men
The men who feed you there
The men who fill your mouth
The men who leave you hungry for more

I stand by your kitchen window
Watching the parade of women
The women who lick you
The women who eat you alive
The women who make you beg for more

Bomb Threat: Los Angeles: 2013

II

No one is moving away from the free food table any time soon
There are few seats and the cement ledges aren’t comfortable
I flirt with a woman who is concerned about her curly hair
I tell her she looks beautiful – she smiles – she doesn’t hear that enough

We decide to cross Jefferson Street and go into the temple to get a good seat
We decide to cross Jefferson Street and go into the temple to get out of the sun

We are stopped by a chubby young cop who explains there has been a bomb threat
He postures like John Wayne and tries to wrest the most out of his badge and uniform
No one is buying- but everyone is listening – he relishes the audience – he is so LA

You gotta go around he says You gotta enter on Pico – this is where the event is.
(By event he means this is where the caller said the bomb was hidden)

Brave and crazy – the mass of humanity moves toward Pico – impervious to the threat
We are AMERICANS and these are our kids and you won’t ruin their special day

Did no one learn anything from Boston?
Did we forget in one short month what was at stake?

We move as one under the California sun – the police woman politely lifting the caution tape
We have to get into the temple before all of the good seats are taken

I wear a flimsy black bag on my shoulder – no one checks it
NO ONE CHECKS IT
I hold my coveted ticket out for scrutiny – no one checks it
NO ONE CHECKS IT

They simply herd us into the storied theater with the magnificent chandelier
We settle in and prepare for the speeches and the processions

Somewhere – someone is waiting for CNN coverage – hoping for attention
Somewhere – someone is wringing his hands – staring at the phone on the kitchen table

We walk and we sit politely together because we are AMERICANS and these are our kids

Los Angeles: May, 2013

I
It is a slapdash city thrown together with an eye for cacophony
Somehow it still lures lost souls and lonely hearts year after year
They come from farm towns and sepia hollows dreaming of glitter and magic
Los Angles is like a cheap whore trying to make the best of herself
Los Angles is like a cheap whore putting her best face forward
Deep down that golden heart is tarnished and wearing thin

Ancient palm trees mingle with thumbprints of commerce and fast food
So many signs in so many languages and so many colors
They are urban lilies – the kind only Georgia O’Keeffe could have imagined

The history is as thin as the celluloid it is printed on – still the people come
Still they are seduced by the slapdash whore sleeping fitfully on the beach

The Hero

I am like the angel-savior guy – he said to me
He was standing in line at the liquor store
He hoisted his twelve-pack of babysitting fluid
off of the counter and under his arm
It’s like I can take his kid to the park and buy him a hamburger
That’s going to have impact his life – on both their lives

The bottles were sweating inside the cardboard case
But I gotta use his phone – man – that’s how I work
I work with a lot of paper and stuff and the telephone
But I want to be a hero to this guy and his kid
If his kid recognizes me when I get there tonight
I’ll be the hero for the whole family

You Want Strength

You want strength
I’ll give you strength
I’ll wrestle my demons
And I’ll nurture my angels

You want strength
I’ll give you strength
I’ll wage this war alone
And I’ll conquer what faces me

You want strength
I’ll give you strength
I’ll fight for myself
And I won’t stand in your way
Anymore